Let's be Ungrateful...Worst Presents Ever...

• $100 in 5 cent coins
• A $50 voucher to a butcher
• A subscription to a
• Funeral insurance
• $5 voucher for Cartier diamonds
• A carton of eggs
• A pair of socks in an iPhone box
  
• Heavily scented talcum powder
• Keychain with someone else's name on it
• Coupons in general
• Clay Ash Tray... Especially when you don't smoke
• Broken corn holders
• Package of loose leaf paper
• Self Help Books for How-to "Come out of the closet to your friends and family"
• USSR ceramic plate
• Regifted box of cat mugs
• Used Hair Brush w/ hair still on it
• Bob Segar tapes